We rented an Impala while on our honeymoon in San Francisco. Its transmission did not stand up to the terrain. Now every time Paul sees one, he laughs at the person driving it.
A friend of mine established car-naming rules as follows: 1) The name should be the opposite gender of the owner. 2) The name should start with the same letter as either the make or the model of the car.
Paul's car is named Georgettina because while we were looking for baby names we got on this kick where we were taking male names and adding suffixes to feminize them and got carried away. I'm sure Jocelyn will be grateful it wasn't her.
We rented an Impala while on our honeymoon in San Francisco. Its transmission did not stand up to the terrain. Now every time Paul sees one, he laughs at the person driving it.
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine established car-naming rules as follows:
1) The name should be the opposite gender of the owner.
2) The name should start with the same letter as either the make or the model of the car.
Paul's car is named Georgettina because while we were looking for baby names we got on this kick where we were taking male names and adding suffixes to feminize them and got carried away. I'm sure Jocelyn will be grateful it wasn't her.
I'm glad on her behalf. Snort. (I hope you also considered Milesia.)
ReplyDeleteI didn't think of Milesia, actually. Sounds like a disease.
ReplyDeleteYou could drive a Buick and call it Agnes.
I don't get it . . .
ReplyDeletecarpe jugulum?
ReplyDeleteAh. Thank you. :)
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