A Declaration of Independence (for one day)

I am going to read a book on my birthday.  I am not going to grade papers.  (I'm taking a day off work the next day to finish off that.)  Now I just have to decide what book.

The Top Contenders:

• Side Jobs: Stories From the Dresden Files
• Unseen Academicals
• Cryoburn
• Clockwork Angel
• The Black Prism
• I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood
• I Shall Wear Midnight
• Everything by Megan Whalen Turner (so I can read A Conspiracy of Kings)

However, I bet you already know what the winner will be . . .  (What's your guess?  And what would be your top choice from the list?)