Tuesday, December 31, 2013

The wasp diaries, part 11


What does it do all day?!  Part of me hopes it just sits there, dying, not moving, but that must be insanely boring.  For some reason, I imagine it waiting until I lock the door, giving a huge, waspish, $#!%-eating grin, and then licking everything it can while I'm gone.  Methodically.  One thing at a time until it has licked everything. 

Do wasps even have tongues?  If not, I imagine it doing the wasp equivalent of drooling or putting boogers on everything, like babies or small children.  I think maybe this wasp is negatively affecting my mental state.  I should probably kill it soon.

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